I might be the daddy, but you really want to meet my Baddogdaddy team:
Molly
Molly (The One Who Came First), aka Pistachio Flavored Monkey Turnip, literally walked off the street into my life and never left. She can be a bit of a prima donna, but she loves everyone except Mia. We have to do something about Mia.
Mia
Our backup auxiliary dog, Mia, aka Poo-Poo Pig, seems like the ultimate slacker: she’s either sleeping, looking for food, or going to the bathroom within five minutes of waking up. (Oh, and she gives no notice – hence her alias.) Mia doesn’t understand why Molly keeps trying to cause her harm; truthfully, she doesn’t understand anything except the three things I just mentioned.
Matilda
Our daughter, Matilda, aka Mumuss, is amazing, if I do say so myself. Sweet, even-tempered, and with a delightful smile, she steals the hearts of all who meet her. I look forward to sharing this material with her one day and witnessing her embarrassed outrage.
Bad Dog Daddy 